1 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,000 ALL: Happy new year! 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,170 Tell you what, that's got a great nose. 3 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,320 Can the baby have a little bit, babe? No! No. 4 00:00:12,321 --> 00:00:15,079 BABY SCREAMING Put the plug in. 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,799 Where is the plug? The plug? 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,999 Dummy, he's yelling for his dummy. It was in my pocket. 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,839 But it must have fallen out when I went for a wazz at Maccie D's. 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,999 OK, we've got to turn around. Oh, no. We're not going back. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,359 We can't do another hour in the car. He's so loud! 10 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,999 He really is. He's like a young Tom Jones. 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,159 Put a finger in, Robin. A clean one! I'll put it in now, babe. 12 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,839 OK. Suck on this, big man. 13 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,359 BABY QUIETENS There you go, son. 14 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,999 Thank God for that. Oh, what a relief. 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,279 OK, Robin, is there any way you can...keep your finger in? 16 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:44,399 Well, not for the next two days, no. He's got an extremely hard suck. 17 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,039 He really does. My nips are like 18 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,239 a couple of dog chews. You should see 'em. 19 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,679 Huh? Oh... 20 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,999 Pass the food around, Mum. I'm starving. 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,999 Yeah, yeah. Maybe actually, if we did go back, 22 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,999 we could get my eye mask. No way. Oh, come on, it's 11! 23 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,559 We've got ages! Until midnight. 24 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,999 I need it. But there's still plenty of Hootenanny pre-prep to do. 25 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,599 Oh, well, I won't be able to sleep. I've got to get in the sauna, 26 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,999 I've got to set up the fireworks. 27 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,999 Why are you putting the fireworks in the sauna? 28 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,679 No, they're two separate tasks, Cherry, my love. 29 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,799 And we're not going back for the eye mask. 30 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,399 Oh, Sam, take your food then, mate. SAM: I can't, I'm filming. 31 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,199 What kind of eye mask is it? 32 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,759 Like a make-up one, yeah? No, I just need to wear it to bed. 33 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,879 What, for sleeping or having sex with Paolo? 34 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,519 THEY LAUGH Hilarious. 35 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,599 Let's all laugh at Paul and his big boil. 36 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,119 I didn't even mention the boil. 37 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,999 Whoa, hang on, babe. Hang on. Oh, Sam... 38 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,639 Sam, seriously, take your food, mate. Just...just feed me it. 39 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,759 Feed?! I can't, I've got a finger in Atlas's gob. Oh, no, babe... 40 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,119 That's toppling, that's... 41 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,479 Oh, my... Sam! Sam! ALL GROAN 42 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,999 ATLAS CRIES Stick your finger back in, Robin! 43 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,359 Oh, Atlas is covered in nuggets. He's covered in nugs, babe, 44 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,479 he's covered in nugs. All right, relax, Robin... 45 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,599 I know, but he's covered in nugs, the baby's covered in nugs! 46 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:51,279 SAM: OK, then, Dad. I'm filming. All right, all right, here we go. 47 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,599 Let the...let the Jessop family fireworks... 48 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,799 ..er...fuh, um...fantasaganza... That's not a word. 49 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,079 Well, I just wanted something starting with an F. 50 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,919 Um... Er, er... The Jessop family fireworks... 51 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,999 Flop? Fire? Fatal house fire? RACHEL GIGGLES 52 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,679 Oh, yeah. OK. Keep it light, mate. All right? 53 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,239 Fatal house fire! The family fireworks night 54 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,719 is meant to be fun, isn't it? 55 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,199 Is it? It's commemorating a terrorist attack. 56 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:22,599 Oh, yeah. Family fire... Jessop Family Fireworks Fun... 57 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,999 Feast... Can we just get it over with, please? 58 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,759 Oh, right. "Can we get it over with?" 59 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,239 Yeah, great attitude to have going into a fireworks display. 60 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,999 Not! Well, you always spin it out. 61 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,679 That's because I follow the firework code, Rach. 62 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:38,399 All right? Safety first. That's why I have a safety bucket. 63 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,919 And they're always crap anyway. Every year. 64 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,479 No, they're not. I've got... 65 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,919 I've got one called Satanic Apocalypse this year, Amy. Right? 66 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:50,279 Which is going to go off like a bloody scud. In a good way. 67 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:54,159 OK. Heh-heh-hey! A scud. Honestly. A dud, more like. 68 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:58,319 Oh, he's so excited, look. I know, it's pathetic. 69 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,920 I've never seen him so excited. I know. 70 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,439 Ooh, here we go. Right. Get down! Get down! 71 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,799 Why? Down? What? No! 72 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,719 Well, get back. Get back there, Mum. I am back! 73 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,439 Can we move it away from the hedge, please? 74 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,399 Not now that it's lit, no, no. 75 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,999 You must never return to a lit firework, babe. 76 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,999 OK? It's like the 11th commandment. 77 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,880 OK. This one's called The Meteor Shower. 78 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,119 Ha! More like the shit shower. 79 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,439 All right, Mum. Oh, my God. 80 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,439 Is that it? No, no, no. It's just it's... 81 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,239 You know, it's gearing up for its... 82 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,640 ..for the big... Oh, there's another bit. Yeah. 83 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,999 No, I think that is it, yeah. 84 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,999 Are you sure these aren't indoor fireworks? 85 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,439 Ahhh! Of course I'm sure. Yes. Indoor fireworks. 86 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:53,599 Don't be ridiculous. The big fancy ones are hugely expensive, Mum. 87 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,319 OK? That's why the police are always seizing the unlicensed ones. 88 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,599 Can't you get some of those, then, as a cop? 89 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,279 DOORBELL RINGS Doorbell. I don't know. 90 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,879 Sam, that's Holly, isn't it? 91 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,719 ALL: Oooooooh! No... No, no, no-no-no. 92 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,599 Cos she's at a proper fireworks display with her dad tonight. 93 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,959 This is a proper display! 94 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,479 DOORBELL RINGS Yeah, all right. 95 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,599 Hang onto your member, it's the fifth of November! 96 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,919 Heyyyy! Oh, oh! 97 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,039 FIRECRACKERS POP Dance, Rachel, dance! 98 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,999 Dance, girl, dance! 99 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,319 Atlas! 100 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,399 You're going to wake up Atlas. Sorry. I've run out now anyway. 101 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,639 Yeah, well, you're going to have to clean that up now, aren't you? 102 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,719 I'll clean up. No problem, yeah. Like we discussed. 103 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,959 They're devil bangers. 104 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,999 I'm just going to bang Atlas in here in case the fireworks wake him up. 105 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,799 No danger of that. Hi, Cherry, Robin. 106 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,639 Interesting shirt. Oh, yeah. Cheers. 107 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,559 It's a cowboy one. Check this out. 108 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:42,199 Whoa. It's quick release, cos of the poppers. 109 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,439 Oh, wow. Do it up, it's cold out there. 110 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,919 Yeah, I will, actually, yes. 111 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,999 So come on, then, you two. Dish the dirt. 112 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,839 How's life in the old flatshare, shag palace? 113 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,479 The what palace? 114 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,999 Well, as in, you're both single now. I'm not suggesting you two were... 115 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,799 Although, you know, it's a free country. 116 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,999 Nothing wrong with it. Yes, there is. She's my grandmother. 117 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,359 Yeah, there is. That would be appalling, wouldn't it? 118 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,999 But she is an amazing flatmate. 119 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,079 I'm using Nivea, listening to The Archers. 120 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,999 It's ideal. I love The Archers. Here, what's happened to your car? 121 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,119 Do you know the front is all dented? Yeah. Mum pranged it last month. 122 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,919 No, I didn't... Oh, Rach. Oh... 123 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,999 Well, no, a bollard appeared out of nowhere. 124 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,119 Right, yeah, just sort of like threw itself into the road, didn't it? 125 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,479 As in, it wasn't there before... 126 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,439 They've put width restriction bollards up 127 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:23,999 at the end of Mercers Road. 128 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,999 What, for cars? Yes, Sue, not for people. 129 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,839 As far as I know. That would be controversial to say the least. 130 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:33,479 Oh, well, quite, yeah. My slimming club would be up in arms. 131 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,159 Oh! Actually... The radiator's damaged as well. 132 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,839 It's making weird noises. Hey, Robin, Cherry, you all right? 133 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,759 What has happened to your face? 134 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,559 Have you pranged that and all? Huh? The... 135 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,719 Oh, no. It was just shaving. Shaving? Yeah. 136 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,759 Up there? Yeah. Why? That's high. 137 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,879 That's very high. Is it? That's basically shaving your eyelids. 138 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,159 You shouldn't shave up there. It's sensitive. There's hair there. 139 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,719 Well, there shouldn't be. Ah! 140 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,999 I'm meeting the slimming club at KFC in an hour, Paul. 141 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,999 So hurry up and light your big one. 142 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,999 Yeah, all right, I will... Hang on, sorry, you're meeting at KFC? 143 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,439 Well, that's not slimming, is it? As if you need a slimming club, Sue. 144 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,039 You've got a cracking little bod. 145 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,999 Well, I could do with losing a few pounds, to be honest, Robin. 146 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,359 Come off it. So if anyone's wondering 147 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,079 what to get me for Chrimbo, 148 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,999 I do need some scales. SAM: Oh, right. 149 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,999 Bathroom, not fish. SUE LAUGHS 150 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,439 Can we please finish these terrible fireworks? 151 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,639 Don't say that. It's going to be fantastic. 152 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,559 I'll get my coat. Hang on. CHANTS: Fireworks! 153 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,999 OK, this is it. Satanic Apocalypse. 154 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,039 I am become death! 155 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,159 Destroyer of worlds! 156 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,639 SAM: Just light it. Haw-haw-haw-haw-haw! 157 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,880 ROBIN: Hurry up. 158 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,360 OK. She's lit. 159 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,079 Oh, dear. 160 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,079 Come on, big boy. Yeah, I wouldn't get your hopes up. 161 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,759 Ah... Ooh! Oh... 162 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,040 Yeah. 163 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,959 THEY EXCLAIM QUIETLY AND CHUCKLE 164 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,519 Very farty, isn't it? ALL AGREE 165 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,559 Yeah, they're all farty. 166 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,760 Silence, please, for Satanic Apocalypse. 167 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,440 Ooh! Oh! Pardon me. 168 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,440 THEY LAUGH Agh! This is serious, guys. 169 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,999 Er, by the way, y'all, what are your plans for NYE? 170 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,439 Because we get back from Chezza's folks' on the 29th. 171 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,999 NYE. What's that? 172 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,999 It's short for New Year's Eve. 173 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,999 Short for New Year's evening. Yeah. 174 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,879 Are you still thinking about doing a party, Rach? 175 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,399 Um, I don't know. Maybe, yeah. 176 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,599 Sorry, a party, as in, us hosting a party? 177 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,919 We're not hosting a party, Rach. 178 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,359 We haven't done it for about ten years. 179 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,439 I thought it might be fun. For the guests, yeah. 180 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,239 Not for us. Buying beer, reminding people to take their shoes off, 181 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,359 scrubbing sick out of the curtains? 182 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,999 I'm so sorry again about that. It's all right. It's OK. 183 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,119 I just thought it'd be nice for us all to be together, you know? 184 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,079 Doesn't matter. We're not going to be together, are we? 185 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,439 Mum's going to be with the slimmers, 186 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,559 Sam's going to be with Holly's lot, 187 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,279 and Amy, she's going to be working at the pub, right? 188 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,479 If Lena can't find somewhere better to go, yeah. 189 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,799 Well, I'd organise it all. What, like you organised 190 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,999 fixing the car radiator? 191 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,279 You haven't even taken the car to the body shop. 192 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,319 The Body Shop? They don't do cars. 193 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,679 They do soaps and creams and things like that. No, Mum. 194 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,799 Body shop as in the garage, Mum. 195 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,759 Ga-rahge? Yeah. Ooh, la-di-da! 196 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,559 Get you! It's gar-rige, mate. 197 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,919 Oh, God. ROBIN IMITATES FART 198 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,959 SAM: Satanic Apocalypse is finished. 199 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,239 And it was - drum roll, please - shit. 200 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,999 Oh, yeah. Great. 201 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,439 65 quid down the drain. 65 quid?! 202 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,919 Yeah... Oh, do the spinny one, the... Whatsit, um... 203 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:41,000 Oh, the lazy Susan. I love that one. Catherine Wheel? Sure. 204 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:46,679 Well, look, we are thinking about renting an Airbnb cott-ahge 205 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,399 for New Year, if anyone wants in on that. 206 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,359 Yeah! Yeah? That's great. We should do that. 207 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,999 Let's do that. Why? So you can argue in front of Hootenanny 208 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,199 in someone else's house? 209 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,239 SAM: Don't hammer it too hard, Dad. 210 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,879 Huh? But we can't afford it anyway, can we? 211 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,759 No. Well, you can if you Airbnb this place and all. 212 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,999 And then you use the money to rent somewhere else. 213 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,119 It's like Wife Swap, but houses. 214 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,999 Exactly, it's a premier life hack. 215 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,199 There's actually no downside. No, I want to have a party. 216 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,799 OK, so look, if no-one wants to Airbnb this place, 217 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,599 then we'll do a party. But let's just try it. 218 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,399 You know, we could go somewhere really romantic, like, um, Devon... 219 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,999 Ooh-ar. ..or Wales, etc. Leeds. No. 220 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,759 Devon. I just think it'd be really good for us, babe. 221 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,639 You know, just a total change of scenery. 222 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,759 Mm. 223 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,799 It's not spinning. Oh, God! 224 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,999 SAM: Oh, no. Dad hammered it in too hard. 225 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,639 It's burning the shed! 226 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,999 Oh, God. Right, get the safety buckets out! 227 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,639 The safety bucket. Oh, God. AMY: I knew this would happen. 228 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,239 ROBIN: It's quite exciting, to be fair. 229 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,519 It's a lot better than the fireworks. 230 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,999 SAM: Yeah, stop shaking it, Holly. Seriously! 231 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,439 I want to know what it is. 232 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,639 Yeah, I know, and you'll have to wait till tomorrow, won't you? 233 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,999 It's a record player, isn't it? I'm not telling you. 234 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,399 No. 235 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,519 Maybe. PAUL: Oh, yes, he's done it! 236 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,959 What is it? He's done it! Dad? 237 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,999 Hello, Holly, hi. We've done it, Rach. We've only bloody done it. 238 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,399 What? What's happened, Dad? 239 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,999 Huh? Someone's booked our house for New Year's. 240 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,319 Get in there! Oh, what a shame. Huh? 241 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,519 Oh, Paul, well done. Thanks, Mum. 242 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,319 Well done? You didn't do anything. 243 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,279 If you list it, they will come, I guess. 244 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,399 So weird. Why would anyone want to rent this place, huh? 245 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,599 What do you mean? To visit Bedford, of course. 246 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,119 You know, you could go to the Bedford Autodrome. 247 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,959 Which is closed until next year. 248 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,679 Castle Mound's open all year round. Yes, you can walk the mound. 249 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,999 Thank you, Holly. You could go to... You could hit the skate park. 250 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,479 Uh, you could go to Wickes! Wickes? Who cares, frankly. 251 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,999 We've got renters which means we could book a place for ourselves. 252 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,159 And don't have to have a party, 253 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,919 which is actually what you're pleased about. 254 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,999 Yeah. Where do you want to go, Rach? I want to stay here. 255 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,999 The UK is our oyster. As in cold, wet and gross. 256 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,999 Don't call the UK gross, Amy! All right? 257 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,239 Why are you even here? What, in the UK? 258 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,639 No, in the house. To get my work shirts ironed. 259 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,679 Oh, no. Does that mean you're definitely working next week? 260 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,279 Yeah? Well, I haven't heard about any parties, put it that way. 261 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,999 You could always join our slimming group. 262 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,999 We have booked an 11-course meal. 263 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,119 11 courses, Mum? Seriously? 264 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,999 Yeah, well, three of them are soups. 265 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,719 CAR HORN HONKS Oh, what's that honking sound? 266 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,479 Oh, that'll be my dad. 267 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,999 Oh, yes. Oh, let me come and say hi. 268 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,199 SAM: Please don't. Well, no... 269 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,599 Mum, can I say goodbye to Holly myself, please? 270 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,679 Oh... Oh, yeah, I understand. 271 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,039 Um... Merry Christmas. 272 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,999 Thanks for my not a record player. See you next week. 273 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,999 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Sam! 274 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,799 Yeah, what? Sam, you got a nugget? Oh, my God... Robin? 275 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,239 Sorry, try not to look at the harness. The state of you. 276 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,999 The junkyard! Oh-ho! Sorry to burst in like this, Rach. 277 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,599 Just need a nugget. Yeah. What were you talking about? 278 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,159 Oh, just... We're down the climb centre, 279 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,439 down the road, and we need a nugget for the lockers, so... 280 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,999 Oh, my God, I am hot. What is a nugget? Yeah, a nug, you know... 281 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,279 Nugs Bunny, Nugsy Malone. Pound, pound coin. A pound? 282 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,479 You've come all this way for a pound? 283 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,719 Hi, guys. Hey, look, we got a booking for New Year's. 284 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,359 Yes! So, Mission Cottage Rental is a go, go! 285 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,279 That is excellent. Oh, Paolo... 286 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,999 You've been shaving under your eyes again. 287 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,399 Well, not under my eyes. 288 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,999 I mean, I'm thorough, but... That's infected, now, look. 289 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,679 Yeah. Hence the nubbins. Nubbins? What nubbins? 290 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,239 What are you talking about? Weird. Ah, don't touch the nubbins! 291 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,599 Ow! You need to pop those before they turn into boils. 292 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,759 Boils? I won't get boils, will I? Don't pop 'em. 293 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,679 Once you pop, you can't stop. Yes. 294 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,199 You want to milk them. Exactly. Get 'em hot, in the sauna, something. 295 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,799 Then milk them. You know, like you'd milk, I don't know...a rat. 296 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,999 A rat? Have you milked a rat? Not yet. 297 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,599 No. Yet? 298 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,759 Find a place with a sauna for New Year, 299 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,999 then we can milk them there. Job's a good 'un. Yeah. 300 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,719 Yeah, but make sure it's still sort of rustic-y and cosy. 301 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,479 Oh, it will need a ma-hoosive garden, though, 302 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,999 because I've got hold of some more fireworks. Oh, man... 303 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,039 Really? Huh? What? Please. 304 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,279 Please don't make me sit through another of your endless 305 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,839 colourful fart displays. 306 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,999 These ones are, these... No. These ones are good, all right? 307 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,999 They're big unlicensed ones from Slovenia. 308 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,599 I got them from the Bedford police auction. 309 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,799 Oh, OK, OK. Yeah? They're going to be banging! OK. 310 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,999 Literally. Right. Who wants a pound, then? 311 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,799 Oh, yes. Us, please, Susan, yeah. 312 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,999 OK. Oh, my God! 313 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,679 You look like a couple of VW Beetles. 314 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,559 Oh, yeah. The love bugs! Ugh, ugh! 315 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,479 ALL EXCLAIMING 316 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,999 We eat in here. ROBIN: No, we're just... Sorry. 317 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,239 Mid sesh at the climbing centre. Hence the harnesses. 318 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,559 The harnii. You're into climbing now, are you? 319 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,159 Well, I am, Rob just does the ropes for me. 320 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,999 Yeah, I do enjoy it, but, um... No, obviously there's no future in it. 321 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,879 SAM: What? Why not? Well, two words. Sam. Jetpacks. 322 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,999 That's one word, isn't it? It could be, actually. Yeah. 323 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,199 The point is, Elon reckons that... Elon Musk. ..that by 2030, 324 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,919 we will be all on...tssssss! 325 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:50,079 ..jetpacks. So... Everywhere. 326 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,759 We won't need to climb and we probably won't even use stairs. 327 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,679 What?! You're not going to put a jetpack on to go to bed, surely? 328 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,999 I think I'll be looking for any excuse I can to use it, 329 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,919 to be honest, Sue. Especially if I bought it. 330 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,319 It's going to be expensive. Right, well... Classic you. 331 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,999 ..I'm off for lunch with the slimmers 332 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,719 if you two want a lift back to the climbing gym. 333 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,959 S'il vous very much plait, Susan. I'd love that. 334 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,519 Lunch? It's 10.30. Well, I know. 335 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,719 It's an all you can eat place, so we want to get there nice and early. 336 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,479 A slimming group doing all you can eat? 337 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,319 Good idea, that. Well, it works out cheaper. 338 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,759 Oh, OK. Some of them can really put it away. 339 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,639 Oh, great. Come on then, boys. 340 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,119 Surely. Merry Chrimbo, Jessops. 341 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,079 Yeah, same to you, Dean... That's our milk. 342 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,999 Um, whose present is this, by the way? 343 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,199 SAM: Oh, yeah. That's one of mine for Granny, I think. 344 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,999 Did you not label yours? Well, no, but it will be, I think. 345 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,679 Is there not a sort of thatch-y type one, you know? 346 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,959 No, the ones with saunas tend to be a bit more... Naff? 347 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,879 Suburban. Suburban, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 348 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,439 No, just leave it, Rach, all right? OK. I promise you, 349 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,319 I will find somewhere absolutely amazing. 350 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,519 OK. OK? 351 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,799 Yeah! Whoop, whoop! 352 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,959 Yay! Here we are! This is it. Number 65. 353 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,239 Huh? Good, huh? What do you think? 354 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,679 SAM: I mean, it's exactly like our house. Huh? 355 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,359 No, that's lazy journalism, Sam. 356 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,999 I mean, our bay windows are a lot lower than those. 357 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,439 A bit lower. It's like your road and all. 358 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,239 Can you stop? We're in the West Country. 359 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,079 OK? It's a completely different vibe, you know? 360 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,999 And the air is thicker and saltier. 361 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,199 Oh, are we near the sea, then? No. No, well, 362 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,999 we had to prioritise the sauna... You did. ..over the coast. 363 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,159 This is like The Twilight Zone. 364 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,719 What? We've basically rented our own house, but in Devon. 365 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,279 Yeah. What are you talking about? 366 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,919 ROBIN: Oh, you've got that plant pot. Oh, yeah. 367 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,359 Nice, eh? Lovely. No, no. God, it even smells like our house. 368 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,759 Exactly! It smells great. 369 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,999 As long as they get Hootenanny down here, I'm easy, to be honest. 370 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,159 Is he asleep yet? Uh... Ooh, I'll check. 371 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,039 Yes! He's down. 372 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,999 Oh, my God. Babe, look at your finger. 373 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,999 Oh! Oh, that's not good. 374 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,399 I think it's dead. He must have sucked the life out of it. 375 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,679 Order some new dummies on Amazon, get 'em here quick. Yeah, yeah. 376 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,999 Oh, God... I'm worried about that. SAM: What? 377 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,879 God, it's so soft. Huh? 378 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,759 You guys have got to try this tap water. It is seriously soft. 379 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,359 It's like another world. OK... Great. 380 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,719 So we've travelled five hours for softer water. 381 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,479 Just water, really. And the sauna. Let's crank up the sauna! 382 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,719 Help me find it, Sam. Oh, my God, babe. 383 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,999 Amazon are saying next year for dummies. 384 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,919 What?! Yeah, it's the 31st of December. Yeah, yeah. 385 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,679 Yeah, yeah. So that checks out then, doesn't it? 386 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,999 Hang on. Where is Sam sleeping? Cos there's only two bedrooms. 387 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,999 Yeah, yeah, he's on a camp bed in our room, unfortunately. 388 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,559 Ah, OK. Nothing says romantic mini break 389 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,999 like having your 17-year-old son in the corner of your room. 390 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,079 Why aren't you with what's her name, your girlfriend, then, Sam? 391 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,759 SAM: Holly? Yeah, we had an argument. 392 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:56,479 Yeah, he got her some bathroom scales for Christmas. By mistake! 393 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,719 Oh, Samuel. You dipshit! 394 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,399 Yeah, they were meant for Granny. 395 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,319 I said sorry but she was really not happy. 396 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,599 Obviously. No kidding. 397 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,679 Oh, my... Guys, you have got to see this! 398 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,199 It's Amy, hang on. Amy? Everything all right? 399 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,079 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 400 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,839 Whoo! A ga-rahge sauna! Hang on. Gar-rige. That's better. 401 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,999 Oh, yeah. Your boil is going to pop open like a pinata. 402 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,439 Oh, gross. Can you wait until after we've been in to do that? 403 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,879 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I promise I will not touch the boil 404 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,839 until I am as hot as Hades, Cherry. 405 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,399 That is a cast iron promise. Are you coming in then, Robin? 406 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,479 Oh, just a bit, mate. Ohh! Oh, no... 407 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,639 It is not a cowboy one, Robin! 408 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,199 That's the third shirt I've ruined like that, honestly. 409 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,599 That was your Christmas present and all, you doughnut. 410 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,799 I'm so sorry, babe. I've got a spare one in my bag, but... 411 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,679 Oh! Yeah? Something's happened. 412 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,399 Yeah, Robin's buttons. We'll clear them up. 413 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,999 No, no, no, I mean at home. That was Amy. 414 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,759 Her friend Lena has found out about a party. 415 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,839 Well, Amy's working. She can't go. No, I mean, 416 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,639 as in, at our house. 417 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:54,159 They've been invited to a house party...at our house. 418 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,199 Well, that doesn't work. We've rented it out. 419 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,039 No, exactly. Well, the people that have rented it 420 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,279 aren't going to want that, are they? 421 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,839 The people that have rented it out are the ones 422 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,850 that are throwing a party. That's why they rented it out. Yeah. 423 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:05,999 Yeah. Well, they can't do that, can they?! 424 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,799 Well... Course they can. It happens all the time. 425 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,159 Jelson's done it several times. 426 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,239 Why didn't you say?! Why didn't you mention it?! 427 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,719 When you told us to rent our place out? For goodness' sake! 428 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,279 No downsides, you said. Yeah. Apart from that. 429 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,239 Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to go back. 430 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,999 Oh, no! We have to. No way! 431 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,999 I haven't even gone in the sauna yet. 432 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,199 Well, could you get any of your rozzer mates along? 433 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,999 Shut it down? Yes, yes, yes! 434 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,999 Well, no. I mean, there's nothing illegal 435 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,479 about a house party, is there? 436 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,679 Oh, Jesus Louisus! 437 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,999 The house... Right, no, I'm just going to go in the sauna 438 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,799 for a little bit and just work things out. 439 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,439 I need to work out what to do. How's that going to help? 440 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,439 He's in. In he goes. Um... 441 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,279 Oh, that's coming off. 442 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,679 He's getting naked. Oh, my God. Could Sue shut it down? 443 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,799 Sue? No. That's a lot to ask, isn't it? 444 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,999 For a 77-year-old lady. A sprightly one. 445 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,879 She's with her slimmers anyway. What about Dean? 446 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,359 Dean is on a pub climb with the crawlers. 447 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,719 I don't trust him anyway... A pub crawl with the climbers. Sorry. 448 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,639 I'll give him a call. Oh, come on, we have to go. 449 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:07,079 We have to go. Come now, please! He's not happy. 450 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,679 It's a five-hour drive. Got to go, mate. 451 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,119 HE GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION 452 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,879 Got to go. You! Me? 453 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,599 I haven't even got a sweat on yet. 454 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,239 Why are you blaming me? 455 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,679 Could Holly maybe go round there, do you think, Sam? 456 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,239 SAM: No, she's ignoring me. 457 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,719 What about Amy? Yeah, she's going to leave work early 458 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,879 and get to the house. Sue's on the sixth course out of 11. 459 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,719 They're going to head over once they've paid up. 460 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,599 Well, we might need a bit more muscle than that, though. 461 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,839 Do you know what I mean? If you want to chuck them out. 462 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,159 SHOUTS: Deeeeaaano! 463 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,959 Shhh! Deano! Shut up. Sorry. Er, yes, brother. 464 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,799 Did you get my, uh, textual intercourse? 465 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,759 Robin! Ah. No, babe. It's funny. 466 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,479 It's not funny at all. It is. It's gross. 467 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,479 Um, just a bunch of renters who are having a party. 468 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,079 Well, get down there and, you know, boot them out. 469 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,999 Yeah, no mercy. Sweet. 470 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,479 CLANKING OK, love you too. 471 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,999 What's that noise? Deano is on it like a car bonnet. 472 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,439 Actually, um, what... Is the car... 473 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,959 Is the car all right? Oh, God. It's the radiator. 474 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,119 Yeah. Thought you were going to get that fixed. 475 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,119 Yes, well, we, we didn't, obviously. 476 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,399 Er, so, what does that mean? Um, i-is that bad? 477 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,959 It's bad, isn't it? Sounds bad. WARNING PINGS 478 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,039 Well, the car's overheating, look. Yeah, it's overheating. 479 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,919 But we can get home, right? Oh, my gosh. I don't know. Maybe. 480 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,639 "Maybe"? What do you mean "maybe"? 481 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,959 I'm so sorry. OK, OK, OK, OK. I should have fixed it. Look, look. 482 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,719 If we pump hot air into the cockpit, 483 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,159 we might be able to cool the engine down. OK. All right? 484 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,439 Yeah. Yeah, but... HEATERS WHIR 485 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,639 Ooh. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, no, that's so hot, that's horrible. 486 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,039 Well, we can't put up with that. 487 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,359 OK, well, I'll have to open a window, I think. That's warm. 488 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,479 TRUCK HORN BLARES Don't open a window! 489 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,599 You'll wake Atlas, you bell. 490 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,959 OK, OK, sorry, sorry. That is unbearably hot. 491 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,039 How long till we get home? 492 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,439 Well, it was going to be a couple of hours. 493 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,279 But I'm going to have to go at 20 now... Oh, my gosh. 494 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,639 ..to keep the temperature down, so it might be a bit longer. 495 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,559 Oh, dear. Or a lot longer. Sorry, everyone. 496 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,359 It is absolutely roasting in here, innit? Oh, God. 497 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,559 BUTTONS POP AND CLATTER 498 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,679 ALL: Oh! Ow! Babe, it is not a cowboy one! 499 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,799 Oh, not again! 500 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,199 Oh, come on. ENGINE CLUNKS 501 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,479 Come on, Beryl, old girl. 502 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,319 Don't die on me. Who's Beryl? Huh? The car. Oh. 503 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,559 The car's called Beryl. I didn't know it had a name. 504 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,079 SHE. She has. And it's Beryl. 505 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,199 OK. How far to go is it? 506 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,239 Oh, about half a mile. Our road's just here. 507 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,079 Oh, God. Half a mile. Oh, come on, Beryl. 508 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,759 Come on. Come on, Beryl. Come on, you can do it, babe. 509 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,839 Oh, I'm sweating like an absolute onion back here. Yeah. 510 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,599 You're sweating? I'm sodden here! 511 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,279 Well, you did ask for a sauna. 512 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,519 That's a good point, actually. How's my boil? 513 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,519 Your boil? Oh, ah, yeah, it's better. Yeah? 514 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,279 It must have milked itself on the drive. Oh, yes! 515 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,999 You know, I thought I could feel something 516 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,159 running down my face as we passed Newbury. Gross. 517 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,079 I assumed it was just more sweat. Oh, God. 518 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,519 Oh, this is wondrous news. 519 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,639 Can we just get out and walk? The car's well cranky now. 520 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,799 No, we can make it. We're going to make it, Beryl. 521 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,719 She can do it. Beryl. She's going to do it. Go on... 522 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,599 LOUD CRUNCHING Argh! Ah! Oh, my God. 523 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,640 Oh. Ooh, that didn't sound good. 524 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,560 Beryl's dead. Yeah. Yeah. 525 00:21:42,561 --> 00:21:45,479 Let's just take a moment for Beryl, everyone. 526 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,839 What? 527 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,399 Beryl, old girl... 528 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,319 Oh, God, I can't breathe. ..we're going to miss you. 529 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,759 We're going to miss you forever. OK. OK, let's go. OK. 530 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,399 Oh. Oh, my God. MUSIC THUDS INDOORS 531 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,079 Is that music? Yes! That's UK ga-rahge, that. 532 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,039 This is unbelievable. Slow run. Look at this. 533 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,479 Oh, my God. Ah! 534 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,439 Oh, look! Oh, look at it! Ah! 535 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,719 Look at it! Oh, my God. Oh, no. 536 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,039 It's happening. I thought Dean was shutting it down! 537 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,799 It's bloody heaving in there. Yeah, he should be now, I think. 538 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,479 OK, everyone out! 539 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,599 This is an unauthorised party! 540 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,639 Happy new year. Yeah, happy new year. Yeah, yeah. 541 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,759 Robin, let's bang Atlas in one of the bedrooms upstairs. 542 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,439 Yeah, no, coming through. 543 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,879 Happy new year! Argh! 544 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,879 Well, OK. Oh... OK. Well, thank you. 545 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,119 No, Rach, we're supposed to be shutting it down. 546 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,359 I'm parched. I nearly died of thirst in the car. 547 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,679 Well, yeah, so did I. So, you know...give us that... 548 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,879 Mm. Mm. 549 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,159 Oh, God, that's good. 550 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,239 Oh...hot dog. That's really good. 551 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,079 Here, take that. Why's he dressed as a hot dog? 552 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,599 OK, ladies. HE CLAPS 553 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,479 OK, ladies. Let's go. What? 554 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,559 Yeah, you're leaving. Come with me. 555 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,199 Piss off. I'm not leaving with you, you sweaty old creep. 556 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,239 No, I mean, as... as in, it's my house. 557 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,999 So, what? I'm meant to fancy you because you have a house? 558 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,319 OK, boomer. 559 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,359 I wasn't... 560 00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:00,439 "Boomer"?! I was born in 1978! 561 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,239 Yeah? I'm not... 562 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,759 This is my wife. Rach, can you help please? 563 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,679 I am, I'm his wife. This party is ending. 564 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,839 Yeah. We did not OK this. 565 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,479 What? This is our house. 566 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,279 What? It's 11:35. 567 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,759 Is it? Oh, let them stay till midnight. 568 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,799 Huh? It's 11... No, no. OK, no. No! That's not what we... No...no! 569 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,119 This is law enforcement, right? Yeah. 570 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,839 We've got to stop it now before something gets broken... It's 11:35. 571 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,919 ..or stained... Yeah. ..or both. Mm. Or burnt. You know? 572 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,239 We can't just let people... 573 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,479 I mean, look, there you go. Put that down! 574 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,439 Oi! Lad! Put that bow down. 575 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,199 That bow is not a toy. 576 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,359 This bow went to the Olympics. OK. Yeah. 577 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,719 All right, we turfed out the shaggers and put Atlas in your room. 578 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,999 Great, great. Any sign of Dean? What? "Shaggers"? What do you mean? 579 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,719 There were shaggers in the...? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 580 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,519 Oh, yeah, no, he's in here. Dean! Dean! Dean! 581 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,639 What are you doing? What? I knew he'd do this. 582 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,079 Oh, yeah! It's you lot! Yeah, boy! 583 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,359 Dean! Dean! You're meant to be shutting this down! 584 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,799 Yeah, yeah, no, I know. 585 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,559 And then I got kind of drawn in and, well, lashed. Right. 586 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,719 But, look, they got tequila there, look. Have they? 587 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,319 Wahey! Guys, guys, guys. 588 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,479 We're not... We're not supposed to be drinking their stuff. 589 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,199 It's New Year's Eve - I want to have a drink! Yeah. 590 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,279 Happy New Year. Cheers. Up your bum. 591 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,519 Cheers. Up the bum. "Up the bum"?! 592 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,919 Paul? SAM: Granny's here! 593 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,599 Paul. Oh, we got here as soon as we could. 594 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,159 Oh, well done, Mum. Hi, hello. 595 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,319 Who...? Who...? Hi. 596 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,799 Did you bring the slimming club with you? 597 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,999 I did, yeah. They're all starving. 598 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,919 Starving? They just had an 11-course meal! 599 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,079 Three of them were soups. Yeah, I did tell him that, Bren. Yeah. 600 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,759 SAM: There's loads of food here, actually, Granny. Is there? Oh. 601 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,479 Don't worry, Donald - there is food. 602 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,000 Oh, yeah. 603 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,599 Oh, look, Bren - they've got garlic bread. 604 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,559 SAM: And there's chicken nuggets. That's... 605 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,799 Oh, there's Amy! Oh, my gosh. 606 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,199 Sorry, excuse me. Granny! 607 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,399 Amy! Hi! Oh! 608 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,159 Aww. Hi! 609 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,599 Oh, my goodness, you made it. 610 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,959 PAUL: That's my yoghurt, mate. Oh, this is... 611 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,639 Oh, happy New Year. 612 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,759 Put that yoghurt down. 613 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,479 Hi. Hi, sorry. Yeah, you can't be here. 614 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,559 This is a private party. 615 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,039 Oh, no, it's OK, Poppy - they're with me. It's cool. 616 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,959 No, it's OK because it's our house. 617 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,639 This is our house, Poppy. 618 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,279 No, no-one invited you. 619 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,599 Oh, I'm a friend of Lena's. Do you know Lena? 620 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,039 No. You're going to have to leave. 621 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,599 No, no, no, no. This is our house. Yeah. 622 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,999 That's us there. Exactly. In the photo. Yeah, anniversary. 623 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,559 OK, and we rented it out. So it's up to us, isn't it? 624 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,879 I mean...surely not. 625 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,879 Please, please, please, please, please let us stay. Please. 626 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,719 We're...we're good guests. We're good value as guests. Um... 627 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,559 Don't negotiate with them, Rachel. Well... 628 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,439 "Good value"? How'd you work that out? 629 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,439 You're eating all of our food. No, not all of it. No, no. 630 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,679 That's the, um... That's the slimming club, that's not us. 631 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,559 Yeah, Donald, slow down. Slow down. 632 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:33,999 And you're drinking our booze. 633 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,879 Yeah, but we've got fireworks, haven't we, Paul? 634 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,479 We've got fireworks from Slovakia. You can set them off at midnight. 635 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,879 Really? Have you? 636 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,719 Well, they're from Slovenia, not Slovakia, 637 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,520 but otherwise that's correct, yeah. 638 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,839 Yeah. All right, fine, yeah. 639 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,079 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 640 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,159 Thank you so much. 641 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,759 Genuinely thanking someone for letting us stay in our own house? 642 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,479 Mm. Yeah. SAM CHUCKLES 643 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,319 Robin. Yo. Help us bring the fireworks in. Yo. 644 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,719 This party is slamming. Dean, look after my bow. 645 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,999 OK, back up, everyone. This is a big unit right here. 646 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,799 Slovenian explosives coming through. 647 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,959 Look out, Sam. Give me some space to lay them out. OK, Dad. 648 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,239 STRAINING: Ah, dear. 649 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,999 Think this has worked out quite well, you know. 650 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,359 I know, I can't believe it. 651 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,479 I mean, they're basically throwing a party for us. 652 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,799 LAUGHING: I know! It's amazing. And everyone's together. Yeah. 653 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,679 It's everything I wanted. Aw. BELLS START STRIKING 654 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,479 OK, everyone, here we go. Ten! ALL: Nine! Eight! 655 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,119 Huh? Well, no, hang on. We're not ready. 656 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,119 Well, it's the countdown. They can't delay the countdown. 657 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,319 The fireworks are packed up. I need to lay them out individually! 658 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,519 Well, just light one of them, then. 659 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,239 They're stuffed together. I can't just light one. 660 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,279 SAM: So light the lot, then. Quick, Dad - it's midnight! 661 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,959 ALL: Happy New Year! The fireworks! Light the fireworks! 662 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,119 Oh, God, OK, I'm lighting them! RACHEL: Go, go, go. 663 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,399 OK, down! Everyone get down! 664 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,319 "Down"? "Get down"? I don't want to get down. 665 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,599 Well, back. OK, here we go. 666 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,839 FIREWORKS WHISTLE ALL: Ooh! 667 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:53,199 FIREWORKS POP AND CRACKLE 668 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,239 FINAL POP 669 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,279 SILENCE 670 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,839 ROBIN: Yes, Paul! That was sick! CHEERING 671 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,359 Paulo! Yes! 672 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,199 Dad, that was actually really cool. Yeah? Yeah. 673 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,919 I mean, it's a lot quicker that way, right? 674 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,119 I know, it's fantastic. That was mad! 675 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,159 What'd you think? 676 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,119 Er...I think, you know... 677 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,240 ..fireworks. 678 00:27:13,251 --> 00:27:18,679 ALL: be forgot... 679 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,879 Oi, Sam. Come on, mate. 680 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,319 Come on, link arms. 681 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,999 682 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,679 SAM: Holly! 683 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,319 684 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,799 I don't know the words. I don't know the words. 685 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,319 Where's he going? Oh, Holly's here. 686 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,159 Should they be, you know... 687 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,639 ..necking like...? 688 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,839 Oh! CHEERING AND LAUGHTER 689 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,119 OK, OK. 690 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,839 691 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,999 692 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,360 MUSIC: Instrumental version of Auld Lang Syne 693 00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:56,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0